We print cash, not flash.
The internet is infested with flashy influencers, fake revenue, and zero profit.
We are a beacon of sanity in a chaotic world: No vanity metrics. No viral fluff.
Just proven offers, powerful teams, and predictable profits.
🧬 Proven Offers
We invest in proven offers with eager customers, sticky retention, and sublime product-market fit. $180K-$1800K/mo in cashflow (not revenue).
💰 Profitable Markets
Our portfolio companies target high-income markets, and avoid broke "wantrapreneurs". Scaling is easy when your market is already rich — and throwing money at you.
⚙️ Predictable Systems
We replace chaos with code. We use AI systems, aggressive optimization, and asymmetric leverage to eliminate bottlenecks and scale with military precision.
🏆 Powerful Teams
No corporate politics. No hand-holding. Just a winning culture where superstars thrive, excuses die, and closers print life-changing money... If you’re addicted to winning and ready to work hard — welcome home.
Agile 空
- More with less
- Simple scales, fancy fails
- Speed beats everything
Antifragile 水
- Obstacles into opportunities
- Problems into profit
- Chaos into clarity
Analytical 地
- Data over drama
- First principles > noise
- Decide, test, optimize
Aggressive 火
- Play to win, or don't play at all
- 10X your inputs. 100X your outputs.
- Outwork yourself. Be the fucking best!
Monthly Commission Calculator
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Average closer elsewhere: ~$8000/mo
You at ZODA: $20,592
